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C is a carbon-based life form, reportedly germinated in Honolulu, Hawaii. It likes sunlight, fresh air, brisk walks and clear moonlit nights.

The small furry C is rumoured to be existent somewhere in the dank confines of its company's photo laboratory. Look for it in the deepest darkest corner. If you are lucky you may be able to lure it with a hearty bowl of chunky beef stew or tomato soup.

When cleaning a plush carpet with a high grade vacuum cleaner, be sure to watch out behind you. C may be rolling in your wake, enjoying the newly fluffed, clean carpeting.

To catch a C, remember that it prefers highly textured foods such as spicy chili and honey oat bread. Alternately, you may place a meal invitation on a plate somewhere in C's vicinity.

C's now defunct home on the web, the Li'l Grass Shack, can be found at http://www.geocities.com/crosshaire.